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Other NFL teams may begin accepting the Cincinnati Bengals are a legit team

Adam on 11 20, 2009 | No Comments

Other NFL teams may begin accepting the Cincinnati Bengals are a legit team

Ok, maybe I’m a little late to the bandwagon, but the Cincinnati Bengals are for real.  I was hesitant to put them in any type of elite category until I saw them compete against the Steelers for a

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Dear College Football, for the love of God please give us a playoff

Adam on 11 13, 2009 | 2 Comments

Dear College Football, for the love of God please give us a playoff

Dear college football, Give us a playoff please.  We can’t bear it anymore.  We can’t stand how a great game has been reduced to a beauty contest where the sexiest team wins the championship, wh

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Rest easy Packer fans, your time for sweet poetic justice is just around the corner

Adam on 11 4, 2009 | 2 Comments

Bide your time Packer fans, bide your time.  That’s all that can be done.  I know how this feels; it’s like a knife in the gut, an F on a test, or finding that your girlfriend is cheating.  But

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How do the Titans make their team even worse? Start Vince Young

Adam on 10 31, 2009 | 2 Comments

The Titans are 0-6, Kerry Collins is 36 years old and playing poorly, and Vince Young was going to be the face of their franchise, so they should start him right? I disagree. While all of these th

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The time has come for Donovan McNabb to go elsewhere, this marriage isn't working honey

Adam on 10 20, 2009 | 6 Comments

It’s time for Donovan McNabb to move to a new city.  He hasn’t worn out his welcome in Philly (although Eagle’s fans aren’t far from cannibalism anytime their team underperforms) it’s just

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This world has now witnessed 99 years of excellence, thank you Coach John Wooden

Adam on 10 19, 2009 | 1 Comment

“Be quick but don’t hurry.”  “Never mistake activity for achievement.”  “The main ingredient in stardom is the rest of the team.”  “Talent is God given. Be humble. Fame is man-given

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Peyton Manning will go down as the greatest Quarterback of all time

Adam on 10 14, 2009 | 28 Comments

Peyton Manning is the best quarterback to ever play the game.  I myself am a 49ers fan, and still I won’t use the normal default greatest of all time, Joe Montana.  It’s not Dan Marino, John Elw

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San Fransisco 49ers are tougher than a Mike Singletary press conference

Adam on 10 9, 2009 | 1 Comment

The 49er’s future, like their illustrious past, is starting to look very good.  I know, they still don’t have a great quarterback, or an elite receiver, but just hear me out. They are currently

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Al Davis is like Ahab except for the fact that Moby-Dick hasn't bitten his leg off yet

Adam on 10 7, 2009 | 1 Comment

The Oakland Raiders have been hijacked by perhaps the craziest person in sports.  Attempting to rebuild your team implies that you have an actual plan in place, and a methodology for accomplishing it

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Tim Tebow attempts reenacting Christ and rises on the 3rd day

Adam on 10 1, 2009 | 8 Comments

When Tim Tebow got crushed Saturday night against Kentucky, I felt the earth move.  The energy of human existence shifted.  I could feel a rush of positive energy fill the room around me, and I knew

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