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Austin Collie is going to die: The dudes you should hate this week

on 12 20, 2010 | No Comments

Austin Collie is going to die: The dudes you should hate this week

Austin Collie got his third concussion of the season Sunday. Once more he was lead by a perfectly-thrown Peyton Manning pass that perfectly led him into a skull-crushing hit from a Jaguars safety.

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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush and one in the tush: The dudes you should hate

on 12 13, 2010 | No Comments

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush and one in the tush: The dudes you should hate

There is an insurance commercial out there right now -- I think it's for Geico -- that parodies that Antiques Roadshow program where some old dude appraises some woman's "bird in the hand" and tells h

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“I demand this man be sodomized!”: The dudes you should hate this week

on 11 24, 2010 | No Comments

“I demand this man be sodomized!”: The dudes you should hate this week

Because sports is a pretty safe outlet for all the hate, failure and aggression in your life, here is a list of dudes at whom you should direct those death threats you like to whisper under your breat

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LARPers vs. Quidditch lovers: Who ya got?: The dudes you should hate this week

on 11 15, 2010 | No Comments

LARPers vs. Quidditch lovers: Who ya got?: The dudes you should hate this week

Because sports is a pretty safe outlet for all the hate, failure and aggression in your life, here is a list of dudes at whom you should direct those death threats you like to whisper under your breat

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Does a Vikings win help or hurt the team’s fans?: The dudes you should hate this week

on 11 9, 2010 | No Comments

Does a Vikings win help or hurt the team’s fans?: The dudes you should hate this week

Because sports is a pretty safe outlet for all the hate, failure and aggression in your life, here is a list of dudes at whom you should direct those death threats you like to whisper under your breat

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The official point in the season it’s safe to give up on your fantasy football team: The dudes you should hate this week

on 10 25, 2010 | No Comments

The official point in the season it's safe to give up on your fantasy football team: The dudes you should hate this week

Because sports is a pretty safe outlet for all the hate, failure and aggression in your life, here is a list of dudes at whom you should direct those death threats you like to whisper under your breat

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Are sluts more compelling than cancer kids?: The dudes you should hate this week

on 10 18, 2010 | No Comments

Are sluts more compelling than cancer kids?: The dudes you should hate this week

I am growing really tired of football pregame cancer stories. I had to watch two such puff pieces this weekend -- on Saturday and Sunday. Jesus, these networks just never run out of this stuff, pumpin

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I bet Chuck Cecil is a passionate, violent lover: The dudes you should hate this week

on 10 4, 2010 | No Comments

I bet Chuck Cecil is a passionate, violent lover: The dudes you should hate this week

Because sports is a pretty safe outlet for all the hate, failure and aggression in your life, here is a list of dudes at whom you should direct those death threats you like to whisper under your breat

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Elton John thinks Mike Singletary is a pussy: The dudes you should hate this week

on 09 27, 2010 | No Comments

Elton John thinks Mike Singletary is a pussy: The dudes you should hate this week

Because sports is a pretty safe outlet for all the hate, failure and aggression in your life, here is a list of dudes at whom you should direct those death threats you like to whisper under your breat

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Remember when people said the Packers were dumb to choose Rodgers over Favre?: The dudes you should hate this week

on 09 20, 2010 | No Comments

Remember when people said the Packers were dumb to choose Rodgers over Favre?: The dudes you should hate this week

So I had to go to a sports bar that had NFL Sunday Ticket to see my beloved Green Bay Packers play Sunday because I'm in fucking Bears territory. I had to watch the Packers play to the soundtrack o

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