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Derrick Rose is a few fries short of a happy meal

on 06 16, 2009 | No Comments

Derrick Rose had a phenomenal rookie season after being selected first in the 2008 NBA Draft. He won the rookie of the year award, averaging 16.8 ppg and 6.3 apg during the regular season while leadin

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Dwight Howard mad about Kobe / LeBron puppets, puts up skunk in NBA Finals

on 06 6, 2009 | No Comments

Dwight Howard was sick of it. Sick of all the LeBron-Kobe hoopla as the NBA Finals neared. So what did Dwight do? He and his teammates went in and stole game 1, taking momentum from the hot Cavs, and

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Cubs haven't won a World Series in 101 years, looks like this year won't be any different

on 05 23, 2009 | No Comments

Ahhh the Chicago Cubs. Despite seemingly being fed with a silver spoon, the Cubbies are struggling yet again. With injuries to extremely pivotal players such as Derek Lee, Carlos Zambrano, and Aramis

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Los Angeles Lakers forget what playing championship basketball is like, begins playing 'whoops, we just got knocked out by the Nuggets basketball'

on 05 23, 2009 | No Comments

The Lakers biggest problem so far this playoffs has been a lack of defensive intensity. Their piss poor pick-n-roll defense has led to easy baskets for the Nuggets. So far in the Western Conference Fi

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Less than Big Papi

on 05 19, 2009 | No Comments

David Ortiz (Big Papi) has captured the hearts of most baseball fans with his big heart, jovial personality, and clutch performances. His broken English is adored by fans all around the world. With la

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Four North Carolina Tar Heels have a legitimate chance of being drafted into the NBA and succeeding

on 05 15, 2009 | No Comments

This year’s national champions, the North Carolina Tarheels, provided a less than anticipated performance this year despite the end result. The Tarheels were expected to be a write-in for regular se

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New York City has become a cesspool of underachieving professional sports teams

on 05 14, 2009 | No Comments

New York City has been the center of media attention in every facet of American life. It only makes sense that the sports world follows suit in this trend. The New York Knicks and New York Yankees boa

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Minnesota Vikings determined to be Super Bowl losers

on 05 11, 2009 | No Comments

Despite being the NFC North division leader last year, the Minnesota Vikings have failed to address the incredible deficiencies that the team possesses. They possess the league’s best rush defense g

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Western Conference Playoffs Preview

on 05 4, 2009 | No Comments

The Western Conference Playoffs have created two very interesting matchups. While the Nuggets-Mavs series is sure to be an offensive explosion with neither team showing on defensive prowess, the Laker

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Remember when we were talking about Dwayne Wade being MVP?

on 05 4, 2009 | No Comments

The regular season scoring champion, Dwayne Wade, was expected to continue his one man juggernaut show in the playoffs. Wade also averaged 2.19 steals a game and 7.5 assists. He put MVP worthy stats u

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