James Harrison IS ABSOLUTELY-POSITIVELY-HANDS DOWN- F***ING NUTS!!

on 02 5, 2009

It is only a matter of time until James Harrison kills someone. We strive to keep it ‘PG-13’ here at Bareknucks, meaning we try to shy away from the ‘F bomb,’ but my god, THIS GUY IS ABSOLUTELY-POSITIVELY-HANDS DOWN- FUCKING NUTS!!

When I say ‘kill,’ I’m not talking about lighting someone up on the football field; it’s more along the lines of a Chris Benoit. Before you comment on how it is out of line to bring up Benoit’s rampage, because I know there are at least a couple of you out there, let’s remember that it indeed happened, and I’m not going to sugarcoat anything.

Harrison is an absolute ANIMAL on the football field and is more than deserving of his Defensive Player of the Year Award. His 100 yard interception for a TD in the Super Bowl was one of the more impressive/oddly-frightening football plays I’ve ever seen.

After making a great play, he followed it up with a ridiculous unsportsmanlike penalty. In case you missed it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG9GXtr9rpY,(the quality is not great, but it was the best video I could find). The scary thing is that this animal is not confined within the sidelines. Many of us are familiar with his domestic violence incident this year. Following an argument, his wife supposedly locked herself in the bathroom to call the cops. Harrison busted the door down, snapped her cell phone in half and wound back and smacked her in the face.

It is clear that there’s a missing link with this dude. I don’t want to make false accusations of steroid use, but I can’t possibly be the only one that has looked at this madman and thought “hmm…something’s not right with this guy.” He is absolutely huge, and certainly possesses some of the symptoms which are associated with ‘roid-rage.’

Harrison’s size and maniacal edge is an awfully precarious combination. Don’t be surprised if you turn on ESPN one day and see a disturbing Breaking News Alert.

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