Your penchant for sordid extrapolations is truly stupefying, Bob.
You really know how to connect the dots now don’t you. How
Extraordinary! Is this an ability you’ve been working really hard on?

Like you mention Bob, many here will say that to flippantly associate
Harrison with the unfortunate and morbid events surrounding Mr. Benoit is
simply surreal and reprehensible, but not I. Like you, I also think that
“Harrison is an absolute ANIMAL”, though I’d choose to call him a beast
but of course, never to his face.

Many will also criticize you for lacing your article with inflammatory words like
“madman”, ‘kill’, “ANIMAL”, “missing link” ‘maniacal’ and “rampage”. Sure they
may be shameless and regrettable, but I admire a man who is able to face his fears
and lay them out for the world to see.

Let’s not sugar coat things Bob, you obviously have deep-seeded fears
with regards to Mr.Harrison, but that is both rational and understandable.
I mean who wouldn’t? James Harrison is one Bad Man!!!

I have to wonder about the origins of your fears though, do they stem
from the fear that the Cards’ Francisco showed on that play? or is it
something much more personal and frightening? Has Deebo been visiting you
in your slumber and causing you these night terrors? If so, now you know
what keeps opposing QBs up at night. Surely, it is not I.

Fear the Deebo, Bob. Bar your doors and windows, look under your bed at night,
and keep the lights on because you never know when he’ll unleash his ‘maniacal’
blood thirst upon thee now that you have undoubtedly pissed him off.

As your biggest fan Bob, I’ll be relentlessly spying for any ‘disturbing Breaking News
Alerts’ that may notify me that your health and sanity are in peril.

Yours with admiration,
TheGrimReaper
(who always looks under his bed and lays awake at night fearing The Deebo)