Stephon Marbury expected to sign with Celtics, KG screams "ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!"

Chad on 02 25, 2009

The Knicks finally agreed to waive a New York favorite, Stephon Marbury. It’s been a strange road for once highly touted Marbury, or Starbury as he likes to be called. Ever since he showed up with his shoe’s logo tattooed in the side of his head, I figured it would be downhill, and boy was it ever downhill. Marbury started to refuse to go into games, would refuse practice, coach would sit him then he would be mad he couldn’t play. On and on, until the Knicks told him just to chill at his house, we’ll still pay you, just stay out of our sight. What does Marbury do? Starbury decides to buy a front row ticket to Knicks game and watch his current teammates play. Classy, kinda reminds of Britney Spears not wearing any panties, and I don’t know why.

Stephon Marbury was actually drafted 4^th overall in the 1996 draft, if you didn’t remember. As a Rookie he was able to average 7.8 assists and 15.8 points per game. Not bad at all. He then bounced around the league finally landing in the promise land New York City. His first few years with the good ole’ Knickerbockers were good, putting up around 20 points per game and around 8 assists. Now there are rumors circulating that Stephon will sign with the Celtics. I think Doc Rivers could use an excellent role model for young Rajon Rondo, such as Starbury. Nothing like a standup guy to show he’s always through thick and thin, hell he’ll show up to games he’s banned from.

I encourage you Boston fan’s to plead with your brass to refuse to sign him. I can hear your angry New England accents screaming that you need a veteran point guard to backup Rondo. The best part of all this is, Marbury will sign with the Celtics, Marbury will get in the game in the playoffs, Marbury will nail a ridiculously big play to help put the Celtics on the path win their 2^nd NBA Championship. You know why?

Because Britney Spears wants to hear Kevin Garnett cry one more time…”ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!!”