Tyler Hansbrough = Complete Tool

on 02 4, 2009

Tyler Hansbrough is a complete tool.  I know I am not the only one who believes this.  I am curious to know what other people’s thoughts are about ‘Psycho T.’ I’ve never been in contact with him, and don’t aspire to.  Although I don’t know him personally, there are several assumptions that can be made.  Here are a few:

1.)  ‘Psycho T’ was definitely picked on throughout his schooling career.
C’mon, this kid fits the mold of a child who was picked on and harassed at school.  The nickname ‘Psycho T’ was established at North Carolina, but it’s fair to assume this psychosis was developed after years of pestering in the classroom and on the blacktop at recess.  It makes sense.  Hansbrough is a prime example of one of those kids who was always below average, decelerated in the classroom and not good enough to play ball with the kids at recess. So be it.  Several children have experienced this, and accepted it.  You either have ‘it,’ or you don’t.  Tyler, in denial, couldn’t stand it so he’s tried to break the mold, and in doing so, he transformed into ‘Psycho T,’ and began busting his ass: 24/7, 365.  Can’t you see it; Psycho T muttering to himself while doing pull ups, “I am good enough to play ‘21’ and ‘horse’ with you guys.  I’ll show you.”  A good work ethic is important and respected, but this guy has definitely taken it to the next level and beyond, thus the name, ‘Psycho T.’

2.)  Hansbrough and Tim Tebow would be the best of friends, and there is a good possibility they were pumped out of the same womb.
Are these guys fraternal twins, separated at birth?  I’m convinced they are.  Same brute build, almost identical work ethic and they are both leaving their marks as some of the best to play their collegiate sport.  They seem to carry themselves similarly, although Tebow comes off as the more intelligent one (by no means is that a compliment Timmy).  Can you imagine the conversation these two would have though?  They may discuss how many plates they rep in the gym, or which type of whey protein is the best.  Maybe chat about how they have excelled in college, and how that success is going to come to a halt when they reach the pros.  I’m sure Tebow would lay emphasis on his plan to save the world, he might even ask Psycho T to use his psychosis to help save the world.  For some reason, SNL’s Ambiguously Gay Duo comes to mind.

3.)  The engine is running, but no one is behind the wheel.
If you have watched a Tar Heels game, you’ve undoubtedly seen ‘the face’ by now.  I don’t know if this is supposed to be his psycho mode face, but he wears it often.  You know the look; Jaw dropped, blank stare, looking like he’s going to break down crying. Actually, it wouldn’t be a shocker if this were the face he makes while sleeping, if he does sleep.  This could be his permanent look.  There can’t be much going on up in that head of his, my guess is it’s something along the lines of “Put the round orange ball in the orange circle.”  That’s easy enough, match shapes and colors!  Previously I made a comment about Hansbrough being decelerated in the classroom.  Here’s why; His birthday is November 3rd,1985.  He is a senior now, and did not red shirt.  To my knowledge, that mean she was held back a year.  This may be due to a number of things, but it seems to correlate.  Tyler, quick! Snap out of Psycho T mode and grab the wheel, this thing’s about to crash!

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