Valentine's Day cards for professional athletes.

Chad on 02 14, 2009

Mike Tyson – “You may have lost to Kevin McBride, but you still have a tatoo on your face to show your pride. It’s nice to see you at the big fights, but those gold teeth give you a stronger bite. Happy Valentine’s Day!”

Terrell Owens – “I was wondering when you would blow things up in the big D, at least you finally got your own show on TV. Maybe your new team will be able to win a playoff game, then again it’s probably going to be Oakland and they don’t have much talent or game. Happy Valentine’s Day!”

Adam ‘Pacman’ Jones – “Football was fun, I’m sure you look forward to running around with Maurice Clarett, you played the game with no regrets. I think you’re right – people don’t truly appreciate the awesomeness of making it rain and collecting your money afterwards, that was cool man. Say ‘hi’ to Vick! Happy Valentine’s Day!”

Luke Harangody – “Bleeebaaa, muuaahh aaahhhh. Hhhhughhhh. Happy Valentine’s Day!”

Don’t worry he’ll understand that.

Michael Vick – “Hey where’s my dog at!? Nah, but seriously how’s life treating ya? Haven’t heard anything in awhile, figured you retired from football or something. Happy Valentine’s Day dawg!”