Who's the best facesitting, back biting, cross dressing, hall of fame announcer? Marv Albert

on 03 30, 2009

How does a man who wore women’s panties get a ticket to the Basketball Hall of Fame? More importantly, how is this guy still announcing? I think it’s absolutely preposterous. This pervert I speak of is Marv Albert, frequently referred to as ‘the voice of basketball.’

Really? The ‘voice of basketball?’ This guy should’ve been charged with forcible sodomy! The current TNT basketball announcer was accused of biting a woman in the back 15 times, forcing her to put a spit shine on his genitals and ‘engaging in periods of FACESITTING as long as 35 minutes.’ Albert denied these accusations, but DNA tests proved the bite marks were indeed from his tainted mouth. He pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault and battery charges, and only given a 12-month suspended sentence. I didn’t know you could avoid jail-time after forcing oral-sex, that’s news to me. This guy should have a red dot on his place of residence.

Anyways, every time I see Marv Albert on TNT announcing an NBA game, I am not thinking ‘wow, this guy’s a great announcer,’ how can I after hearing this demented man used to (and probably still does) wear women’s bras, panties and tights under his suit? Can you really take anything this perverted cross-dresser has to say seriously after that?

The fact that this guy has been referred to as the voice of basketball, is a member of the Hall of Fame, is still announcing games and not in a nut house is completely absurd. Maybe OJ Simpson should start calling games from his cell; he could be our ‘voice of football.’ This perv should have been canned in ’97 after his sexual assault charges. The only events Marv Albert should be calling are Drag Queen pageant shows.

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